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| Glenn Quagmire | |
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| Glenn Quagmire | |
| Name | Gleonardo "Glenn" Bartholomew Havsexxuspicious Gangbangdangalang Bussyrailerssixtinayne Blaujobbir Banjoekazooeyoneanahalf Quagmire XXXIV |
| Age | 135 (every bit of Play a joke on-y Lady) |
| Task(south) | Airline Pilot |
| Relatives | Ida Davis (father) |
| Voice | Seth MacFarlane |
| Episodes | A Lot |
Gleonardo "Glenn" Bartholomew Havsexxuspicious Gangbangdangalang Bussyrailersssixtinayne Blaujobbir Banjoekazooeyoneanahalf Quagmire XXXIV (formerly Quagglecheck) (built-in March 25, 1948) is the sex-crazed, perverted adjacent door neighbour of The Griffin Family. Quagmire is a one-time ensign of the U.S. Navy, where he met his best friend, Peter Griffin. He currently works as an airline pilot at The Quahog Airport. He is voiced by Seth MacFarlane. He likes to piss in people'due south mouths.
Contents
- i Biography
- 2 Advent
- 3 Personality
- 3.i Sexual Behavior
- iv Theme Song
- v Relationships
- v.1 Friends
- 5.2 Family
- 5.3 Love Interests
- 6 Children
- seven Cats
- 8 Trivia
Biography
Years ago, Quagmire used to go out with Cheryl Tiegs, whom he loved. Unfortunately, he lost her, and has tried to make full the hole she left (Giggity) by having sexual activity with women.
He was also briefly married to a maniac named Joan. She died after clutching onto Decease'due south arm. Quagmire is currently a widower, although this is no trouble for him, as he can at present become it on with more girls, without having to worry virtually cheating.
In "420", Quagmire gets a new pet cat named James. Tragically, when Quagmire went to Vermont to purchase a present for James, Peter, Cleveland, and Brian, go over to Quagmire'due south to shave James as a prank, which backfired when Peter accidentally stabs James. Peter reveals this when Quagmire offers an award for knowing where James is simply to take the honour.
In his spare time, he likes to flirt with xv year olds on Discord. He opened a Plants vs. Zombies Rule 34 discord server, with over 5000 members, and counting.
Quagmire is the co-founder of Sex®, amid Good Ned Leeds and Evil Ned Leeds. However, he was fired between the product of Sexual practice: Origin Story and Sex: Cock in Booty, Black Cocks 1¾, as he was plant running the aftermentioned Plants vs. Zombies Rule 34 discord server as seen from Solar Flare Porn Guy. According to him, Peter Griffin suggested the idea of the Hollow Knight channel and so the fault should become upwards to him. Despite this, Quagmire was however kicked.
He had sexual activity with Elon Musk as an try to divorce him and getting a portion of his wealth, but their infant was deformed due to Elon Musk existence one-half skinwalker, 25% lizard and 25% alienoid goop animal. Musk called it Kirby, because it was a deformed ball of goo and flesh, like Kirby. Kirby was sacrificed by the Aztecs to make it pelting.
He has a sister who gets beaten by her boyfriend and a deaf brother.
He also has a son named Lucas who lives in Madrid, Spain who greatly resembles Quagmire, only with a snappy moustache and a ponytail, as seen in "Peter's Got Woods" despite claiming never to have had sex with a Castilian adult female. However, it is possible he does not know the difference since he was with Tricia Takanawa when he fabricated the claim. He also seems to have several illegitimate children in Quahog, some of whom go to Martin Mull Elementary School, every bit seen in "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing". Of all his known illegitimate children, the only one with whom he has attempted to develop a relationship and take care of is Anna Lee Quagmire, who is dropped off at his doorstep in "Quagmire's Infant". He ends up giving her to adoption to requite her a ameliorate life than he could ever provide.
He snooped on Brian's girlfriend, and fucked her as an endeavour to revenge Brian for having sex with his father. Brian's girlfriend gave nativity to a litter of puppies, which are Fortnite Quagmire, Awesome Quagmire, Garfield Quagmire, Squidgames Quagmire, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Quagmire, Mario Quagmire, Shaggydog Quagmire, and finally ζ Quagmire.
In No Giggity No Doubt, Glenn goes to prom and attempts to hook upwards a girl who turns out be his daughter Courtney Quagmire.
Even though Quagmire was the offset person Cleveland informed nearly the spin-off, after Cleveland moved away, Quagmire has shown nothing but green-eyed toward Cleveland, to the betoken of convincing himself that he was getting a spin-off and after delivering Loretta's dead body, calling Cleveland "Joey". This envy has not ceased, equally in the first flavour finale of The Cleveland Bear witness, he and Peter attend Cleveland'southward parents wedding, and Quagmire asks Peter if he tin have his ain show, but Peter says he tin't because he's a rapist.
Advent
Glenn Quagmire appears Caucasian adult male with curt l's-manner-combed raven hair. He has a large chin with a deep crack and a long nose. He wears a ruby Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans, and brown shoes. In Alien Guy, Quagmire is actually a sexual practice conflicting come from the planet Naughtygaangbengingwithwomiinandmen. His species is a Sexian.
Quagmire has 7 sex tentacles hidden in his body, that can change color. They are designed to have sex with women like "the new tentacle hentai in r/animemes amirite fellow men of culture". Information technology also can dial people who throw shade at one of his middle names Banjoekazooeyoneanahalf since Banjo-Kazooie never gained a sequel betwixt the original and Banjo-Tooie. He uses them to cosplay Md Ock, only uses it to cocky-fuck and play Blast Bros. more.
Quagmire'due south penis likewise can shoot kidney stones as bullets, which is natural for Sexians, as they are into BDSM. Sexians can tank bullet shots and car crashes, but Quagmire uses it to effort to shoot Brian.
Quagmire's asshole doubles as a vagina. He is the simply Family unit Guy character to really have a "bussy".
Personality
Quagmire is frequently seen saying "All correct!" while rocking his head back and forwards in an amusing way.
Quagmire has been shown to be extremely affectionate towards animals, specifically a cat he named James in "420". Quagmire came across as obsessive about his new pet, making his friends sign a altogether menu for his cat.
Although Quagmire gets along very well with most people, it's revealed in "Jerome Is the New Black" that he dislikes Brian for the following reasons:
- He constantly hits on Lois, even when Peter pays for his food and saved him from certain death.
- He poops all over the yard as well. According to Quagmire, it adds additional insult to Peter; aslope hitting on his married woman.
- He is not trustworthy and never pays for annihilation, including debts and taxes; when asked to pay, he always remarks that he'll "go you later," but "afterwards" never comes.
- He pretends to be a deep guy who loves women for their souls when, in reality, he simply dates bimbos while admitting that he does the same thing but the divergence is that he is at least honest nearly his goals.
- He's a terrible writer who he thinks he'southward great when all he does is plagiarize things off the internet.
- He'southward washed zip to help despite his liberal beliefs.
- He thinks that he'southward so great just because drives he a Prius. In which Quagmire says "driving a Prius doesn't brand you Jesus Christ!"
- He doesn't believe in religion and thinks it'south for idiots.
- He acts like an intellectual despite the fact that he has failed college twice.
- He's a failure as a father and never sees his son.
- He's a big, lamentable, alcoholic diameter.
- He believes economy tin be solved when everyone gets richer.
- He believes that he could get infinite coin without breaking the economy if he worked hard enough.
- He owns loli "comics".
- He persuaded Obama to print more than money for everyone, but failed when Obama'south one-half lizard genes kicked in and said that printing more money won't work before extending his long tounge to vore Brian.
- He gets turned on past vore. And even Quagmire, the man with and so much strange fetishes to spare, hated it. Dunno why.
- He runs a Graveyard deck in Clash Royale.
- He invests on NFTs (which Quagmire screenshotted)
- He HATES Rosa Parks and George Floyd.
- He is a copium aficionado.
- He mains Dr. Mario in Super Smash Bros. iv.
- He ate the moldy orangish Willem Dafoe held.
- He listens to Eminem.
Ironically, Quagmire has hitting on Lois also but claims to be honest almost dating women for their bodies. Though what makes Brian and Quagmire'southward desires towards Lois different, is that while Quagmire is only interested in sex. Brian, as shown in "Play It Over again, Brian", believes that Lois is more deserving of him due to Peter often neglecting his wife for other interests and that they accept more things in common. The conflict between him and Brian continues in "Quagmire's Dad" when furious Quagmire attacking Brian for dating his sex-changed father, despite the fact that Brian wasn't enlightened of this until Stewie told him just before Quagmire confronted. Brian gets the final word, nevertheless, when he says to Quagmire, "I fucked your dad." Since then, the running gag has been whenever the 2 interact, Quagmire has been upset to Brian, despite Brian's attempts to exist polite. It usually ends where Quagmire quicker points or Brian inadvertently causes a situation that makes Quagmire dislike him such as what happened with his 5-year old niece Abby. It should be noted, withal, that before the writers rewrote Quagmire's personality to be nastier towards Brian, Quagmire was really friendlier with Brian in earlier seasons. Also, over the seasons he has gone from a sex activity-crazed friendly guy and a depressed lover of necrophilia, start less ambitious and perverted.
Brian and Quagmire used to be good friends with each other, but always since the episode They/Themily Guy, Brian tried they/them pussy. And was a changed man. 1 affair Quagmire learned is that thussy is the virtually thing in the discussion.
Sexual Beliefs
If Quagmire could be summed up in just ane word, information technology would be debauchee. According to the Las Vegas CD, Quagmire has had sex with at least 600 women.
He has a foot fetish. In the episode "Babe Non On Board", Quagmire gets an erection from watching the DirecTV help video. When Cleveland asks if at that place is anything that does not plow Quagmire on, nosotros notice out that the reply is "people who say the discussion 'rubbish' when they mean 'garbage'."
He also occasionally visits the local prison so he can have sexual practice with the female prisoners.
In "Emission Impossible", when Peter and Lois asked Quagmire to watch their kids, he agreed but began to say, "In accord with Megan's Law, I'm required to inform you that..." earlier cutting himself off and accepting the children anyway. This suggests that Quagmire is a registered sex offender.
During a stint on The Bachelorette, Quagmire brought Brooke to his mother'due south, where he wanted a three-way with them. This hint at an incestuous relationship with his mother could answer several questions most Quagmire'south sexual obsessions (though raising many more).
Quagmire also seems to have an affinity with rape because in "Peter Griffin: Hubby, Begetter...Brother?", when Stewie pretends to be a cheerleader he encounters a gagged cheerleader in the male person toilets and appears ready to accept sex with her. In "Fore Father", during his attempt to rape a woman from the mail exterior his firm, it is revealed that Quagmire'southward torso has built up an immunity to Mace due to it beingness used on him then many times. Quagmire is as well not in a higher place engagement rape, as shown how while being on the Bachelorette in "Brian the Bachelor", where he drugged Brooke's drink, only to run off with one of her shoes, afterwards realizing their date was being filmed. Also in "Stuck Together, Torn Autonomously", a waiter at a restaurant asked Quagmire if he wanted the usual drink with a roofie, a known date rape drug to his female companion, something that Quagmire denies when he is with Lois, but later on orders when he hooked upwardly with Peter's appointment Jennifer Dearest Hewitt. Also, in "Babe, You Knock Me Out" he can exist seen dragging away the unconscious female boxer that Lois had merely fought.
He likewise does not seem to care exactly what he has sexual activity with as long every bit it'due south a daughter and he's happy as in "Barely Legal" in which a giraffe starts to lick him earlier he realized what was happening and he then chased information technology away considering it wasn't the same giraffe from the previous night. However, in "The Thin White Line", Brian detects that he recently had sex with 2 women and a man. In diverse episodes such every bit "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One", Quagmire has been known to rig furniture to subdue and forcibly remove a person's clothes; When Peter sat on a chair, the chair was set upwardly to use sleeping gas on him and then remove his apparel.
It is as well shown that Quagmire also engages in necrophilia; this is shown in such situations as when Expiry killed Joan in "I Accept Thee Quagmire", he asked if he could leave the body with him for 5 minutes, and he is shown jumping out of a coffin half-naked in a DVD-only scene in "Airdrome '07."
He once said that if he could be with any woman in the world, he would choose Taylor Hanson, not realizing that Taylor Hanson is actually a guy.
Surprisingly, it wasn't until "Family unit Goy" that he discovered cyberspace porn. Ii days afterwards, it is revealed that he masturbates with his left hand.
He imagined himself as a condom in Actress Large Medium, only didn't realize the condom was for 2 gay guys.
Theme Song
Quagmire has his own theme song chosen "He's Quagmire", which was offset seen in "Breaking Out is Hard to Exercise". It ordinarily starts off with an announcer maxim "Who else but Quagmire?", and and then it goes into an opening sequence featuring his face up confronting a background of changing colors, while studio singers sing the theme vocal, with Quagmire singing the final line;
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- You never really know what he's gonna do next
- He'southward Quagmire, Quagmire
- Giggity giggity giggity-giggity, allow's accept sexual practice!
The sequence then cuts to a setting that is supposed to be entirely serious, such as a wedding, a funeral, or a fancy dinner. Quagmire will then perform an outrageous sexual act, much to the surprise of the bystanders.
The presumed "endmost credits" sequence is almost identical to the opening sequence, except the theme song is performed thusly;
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- Giggity giggity goo!
Relationships
Friends
Family
Honey Interests
Children
Quagmire's sexual promiscuity and hindering of condoms has led him to give birth to many bastard children that he doesn't desire to take care of. A semi-running gag is for these kids to show up in certain episodes of the series, whether it be for a i-off gag or for a full-fledged episode-long plot.
In "Do and Die", an ex-girlfriend of Quagmire's dropped an unnamed infant off in his artillery, claiming it was his at present.
In "Peter's Got Woods", a cutaway gag reveals that Quagmire has a 21-year-old son who lives in Madrid, who only speaks Spanish. He also uses the multilingual word, "Giggity" in his sentences, just similar his father.
In "Quagmire's Baby", an unnamed and unseen ex left a babe girl named Anna Lee on his doorstep. The episode centered around Quagmire trying to change his dirty and disgusting ways and become a kind and caring begetter to his girl. However, at the stop of the episode, he caved into the force per unit area put the babe up for adoption. He afterwards regretted his determination and tried to suspension into the home of Anne Lee's foster family, merely to see that she was happy with her new family. As Quagmire left, Anna Lee saw him and happily grabbed her hands goodbye to him, proving that even if he won't be around, Anna Lee notwithstanding loves her biological dad.
In "Tales of a Third Course Zilch", there were three kids going to third grade, that were clearly the sons of Quagmire. The first i was a regular student in a random class, the 2nd was a retarded kid in a special needs form, and the third was a half-Mexican child who was in Spanish form.
In "Tea Peter", in that location were some one-half-human half-giraffe hybrids at the zoo with Quagmire's heads that said "Giraffity", proving that Quagmire must take been intimate with a giraffe.
In "Joe'south Revenge", The Beer Bar Buddies went to the Atlantic City Gentleman's Gild, where Quagmire claimed he hadn't been to in 18 years. When they got in that location, two stripper girls with Quagmire'due south heads were giving a guy a lap dance. Despite knowing that these were his twin daughters, Quagmire withal paid for sex with them.
In "Bri, Robot", information technology was revealed that Quagmire had sex with a woman, who gave birth to triplets and put them all of for adoption. These three kids were named Duncan, Isadora, and one unnamed kid who died in a business firm burn. This story matches the lore of the bear witness, A Series of Unfortunate Events, where there was a trio of orphan triplets (minus one unnamed expressionless kid) named Duncan and Isadora Quagmire, who were born to an unseen, unnamed mother and begetter. It is far less than likely this is canon to the latter series.
In "No Giggity, No Doubt", Quagmire went to a school trip the light fantastic at Adam West High School and had sex with an 18-twelvemonth-old girl named Courtney, only to find out that this was his biological daughter, which was a disgustingly shocking revelation for both of them. The ii of them sat silently for a while before getting into the meat of the situation. Courtney said that she did not know her biological mother. With all the women Quagmire was with, he didn't know either but didn't want to disappoint her, so he passed off Kimi every bit her mom. Courtney revealed that as a kid with no parents, she lives in her friend'southward garage. Quagmire and Kimi saw this every bit unacceptable and permit her live with them. The three of them became a fully functional family unit until the cease of the episode, when Courtney started hanging off of a helicopter rope ladder for fun and was decapitated by a highway span.
Cats
Quagmire has had many cats throughout his life, and it's a running gag for them all to die.
Quagmire has one immortal cat he adopted during his time at his dwelling house planet. His name is Gandalf.
Trivia
- Quagmire'due south human form is 5'8" tall and lists himself to be 61 years quondam, according to his commuter's license in "Pull a fast one on-y Lady". He explains that he makes himself look younger by consuming carrots. Glenn currently resides at 29 Spooner Street, Quahog, Rhode Island.
- His truthful form notwithstanding, is non shown as it would "evaporate 1 with an expression of horror and libido on their confront." His real age is 135 years old, but he wrote 61 instead of 32 considering he was new and doesn't understand the standards for historic period.
- His catchphrase "Giggity" has been used many times in popular civilisation since the beginning of the bear witness in 1999, such every bit in a in Progressive machine insurance advertisement and the Jan iv, 2011 episode of Around the Horn.
- Quagmire has expressed interest in having sexual practice with many of the women Cleveland has been romantically involved with. In "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire" he has sexual activity with Loretta, and so in "Honey, Blactually" he has sexual activity with Carolyn and in The Cleveland Show episode "Beer Walk" he asks Cleveland if he can do his wife Donna.
- Quagmire drives a red 1957 Chevrolet Bel-Air.
- Quagmire stalks Lois at times, sometimes in the living room when Peter and Lois or a family unit member talk and a sexual comment is made to Lois y'all can hear Quagmire say "OH YA!!", "OH!!" or "Giggity" without him beingness in the conversation.
- He has a human foot fetish.
- in "Emission Impossible" he is building a sexual practice doll reminiscent of Lois.
- Quagmire possesses every disease known to human being in "Halloween on Spooner Street".
- He owns a monoplane and a biplane, as seen in "Female parent Tucker" and "Hannah Banana" respectively.
- In "Family Goy" he discovered online porn belatedly in life.
- Interestingly, Quagmire used to become along with Brian, simply after The Cleveland Show started, Quagmire didn't like Brian, however, he may come across Brian every bit the reason Cleveland moved away equally he appeared to accept no ill will towards Brian prior to Cleveland moving.
- In "Tiegs for Two", it's revealed that Quagmire is half-Polish and his original name was Glenn Quagglechek. He was as well obese as a child.
- He has pictures of Lois in his house, including on the inside of his closet door.
- It is known what happened to Glenn.
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